DAMIEN'S Wedding

 

FUN photos from my cousins wedding last month

MONOPOLY recession special edition / Letter sent to Hasbro

Dear Hasbro,

I was never that good at Monopoly as a child as I was too honest and didn't realise the whole point of the game was to steal from the bank without getting caught


While you can learn many things from playing it does not really teach much about society at present
   
I think a new Monopoly special 'recession' edition would be a fantastic addition to the company portfolio alongside the Monopoly Millionaire and that silly one with bank cards where there is no chance you can 'borrow' from the bank :

In the recession edition nobody would be able to afford anything on the board so you just pay extortionate rents to numerous buy to let landlords aka 'bankers'

The Chance and and Community chest cards cards could have real life scenarios rather than the usual 'you have won a modeling competition collect £50'

here are some of my ideas:

Your girlfriend discovers that you have been shopping at Boots without her Advantage card. After 2 hours of whining you suggest that she is overreacting and all you bought was one tube of toothpaste anyway. Pay the bank £400 for dental treatment

Congratulations you won the lottery ! The scratchcard cost £2 and you only won £1, miss a turn

You spent your last £5 on a lottery ticket and win £1000. Your success is noted in a local newspaper. Collect your £1000

You spend your last £5 on a lottery ticket. You lose. You are a bad parent. Miss 2 turns

The condom splits.....Luckily losing your car and having to bike 20 miles a day to work has caused infertility problems. Miss the next 2 turns worrying about where you are gonna' find the money

Your you tube video of a cat gets 10,000 hits in 24 hours...... Nobody cares

Your dad is a financial backer for the Conservative party, consider this your get out of jail free card

Your ex wife phones you to say she no longer wants to be responsible for your speeding fine; go straight to jail

You are contacted by the head of the bank of Ghana and all he needs is your bank details so he can transfer £200,000,000,080, into your bank account from the Ghana royal family. You accidentally delete the E-mail . Miss a turn

A bank error in your favour... Not really someone has cloned your card. Surrender all your money for 3 turns when you will get it back.

Your parents die in a freak jam making accident . At the will hearing you realize you are the least favorite child . You gain £1,500 but all other players get £3,000

 The game ends when a fight / riot breaks out 

Hope you like my Ideas

RHYL seafront snow in May ?

Not quite as it looks this is actually algae blown up onto the promenade with this horrendous wind and weather we are having this summer !

PORTFOLIO

Spent much of this weekend organizing my Portfolio and pictures . It takes ages but it's coming along

WEMBLEY Wrexham Leader Special

I HAD A CLEAN SWEEP , FRONT PAGE / BACK PAGE AND PULLOUT FRONT PAGE OF MONDAY'S WREXHAM LEADER WERE ALL MY PHOTOS

WEMBLEY FROM THE SIDELINES THUMBS UP !

TILT shift cheat Chester

 

 

Had a bit of a read up on Tilt shift toytown effect and saw that you can cheat the effect in Photoshop

Here was my first attempt taken from the clock tower in the town centre a few weeks ago when it had been snowing

CORONATION street visit

A few weeks ago now I got to visit the Coronation street set to promote a charity fight

The staff and actors there were so nice and it was great to see behind the scenes and I even got to see the soap being filmed

Sometimes work is so much fun !